#02 GOLF MAXIMS

Did you ever notice that it's easier to get up at 6:00 to golf than at 10:00
to mow the lawn?

Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though
your cup moveth over.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up
the game.

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you end up praying a
lot.

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about
skipping out on lawn work.

If there is a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a
week later you have to buy more.

A Pro shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income
of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It is amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will
replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand trap.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a
seven, he probably shot an eight.

You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway!!