Eighteen holes of match play will teach
you more about your foe than 18 years
of dealing with him across a desk. ~Grantland
Rice
It is almost impossible to remember
how tragic a place the world is when
one is playing golf. ~Robert Lynd
If profanity had an influence on the
flight of the ball, the game of golf
would be played far better than it is.
~Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't
believe them. Golf is more complicated
than that. ~Gardner Dickinson
If a lot of people gripped a knife
and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death. ~Sam Snead
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous
idleness. ~William Wordsworth
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even
putt. ~Dean Martin
If you are going to throw a club, it
is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway, so you don't have
to waste energy going back to pick it
up. ~Tommy Bolt
Man blames fate for other accidents,
but feels personally responsible when
he makes a hole in one. ~Author
Unknown
I don't say my golf game is bad, but
if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
~Author Unknown
My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris
Codiroli
The ardent golfer would play Mount
Everest if somebody would put a flagstick
on top. ~Pete Dye
I'm hitting the woods just great -
but having a terrible time getting out
of them! ~Author Unknown
The only time my prayers are never
answered is on the golf course. ~Billy
Graham
If you think it's hard to meet new
people, try picking up the wrong golf
ball. ~Jack Lemmon
It's good sportsmanship to not pick
up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling. ~Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds
a day are plenty. ~Harry Vardon
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If
I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit
it straight, it's a miracle. ~Author
Unknown
The difference in golf and government
is that in golf you can't improve your
lie. ~George Deukmejian
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